ICQ magic: Hablando con gente de países remotos

Conectarse al ICQ en estas épocas de MSN tiene un efecto muy raro: te empieza a hablar gente de lugares muy remotos, principalmente Rusia, Ucrania, y China.
El ejemplar que más te busca es la rusita post-adolescente que te pregunta si te gusta Rebelde Way (sí gente, es cierto, consumen ese material y las series de POL-KA). Pero también aparecen muchos chinos (tengo una foto con una chinita con remera de Argentina, por ejemplo).

Quiero compartir con ustedes una conversación en pseudo-Inglés que tuve con un chino la semana pasada. El UIN fue reemplazado para preservar la identidad de la otra persona. Esto es la magia de Internet en su máxima expresión!

(14:05:46) zzz: You are come from Argentina right
(14:06:02) Lucho-icq: yes
(14:06:05) Lucho-icq: where are you from?
(14:07:06) zzz: 英语 → 中文(简体) 中文(简体) → 英语 中文(简体) → 中文(繁体) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 英语 → 中文(繁体) 中文(繁体) → 英语 中文(繁体) → 中文(简体) 英语 → 日语 日语 → 英语 英语 → 韩国语 韩国语 → 英语 英语 → 俄语 英语 → 荷兰语 英语 → 法语 英语 → 德语 英语 → 希腊语 英语 → 意大利语 英语 → 葡萄牙语 英语 → 西班牙语 俄语 → 英语 法语 → 荷兰语 法语 → 英语 法语 → 德语 法语 → 希腊语 法语 → 意大利语 法语 → 葡萄牙语 法语 → 西班牙语 德语 → 英语 德语 → 法语 西班牙语 → 英语 西班牙语 → 法语 意大利语 → 英语 意大利语 → 法语 葡萄牙语 → 英语 葡萄牙语 → 法语 荷兰语 → 英语 荷兰语 → 法语 希腊语 → 英语 希腊语 → 法语翻 译 翻译结果
I am come from China Very happily knows your you!
(14:07:39) zzz: SORRY
(14:07:54) zzz: I am come from China Very happily knows your you!
(14:08:18) Lucho-icq: :D yes!
(14:09:01) zzz: You speak Chinese?
(14:09:07) Lucho-icq: no
(14:10:01) zzz: *JOKINGLY*Resembles you to speak the Japanese?
(14:10:48) Lucho-icq: sure
(14:12:05) zzz: My elder sister lives in Argentina
(14:12:26) Lucho-icq: great! what's her name?
(14:14:40) zzz: Is my elder sister, tells you the name you definitely not to know:-)
(14:15:17) Lucho-icq: :(
(14:15:19) zzz: You are at the place is Argentina's capital?
(14:15:24) Lucho-icq: yes
(14:16:02) zzz: Very attractive city Listens to my elder sister to say like this
(14:16:15) Lucho-icq: yes, it is very attractive
(14:17:28) zzz: *JOKINGLY*Is Also is attracting me very much
(14:17:55) Lucho-icq: are you going to come?
(14:20:02) zzz: Has has thought. But is a little difficult., because does not havethe status dull time not to be able very long ~
(14:21:20) zzz: My elder sister is the place which is at in you opens the supermarket
(14:24:41) zzz: How
(14:25:52) Lucho-icq: she works in a supermarket?
(14:26:59) zzz: Not Is supermarket which oneself opens
(14:27:58) Lucho-icq: she is the owner of a supermarket?
(14:28:03) zzz: My elder sister already immigrated Argentina You are at the place arevery many my hometown the person
(14:28:25) zzz: YES
(14:28:40) Lucho-icq: there are a lot of chinese supermarkets here
(14:30:03) zzz: Is Are my relative in very many in where
(14:30:47) zzz: You must frequently patronize Chinese the supermarket oh*JOKINGLY*
(14:32:09) zzz: Can let me know your occupation?
(14:32:18) Lucho-icq: I'm a software engineer
(14:32:58) zzz: Very good occupation
(14:33:07) Lucho-icq: and you?
(14:33:51) zzz: I do business in China
(14:34:05) Lucho-icq: what kind of business?
(14:34:11) Lucho-icq: supermarkets? maffia?
(14:34:22) Lucho-icq: computers?
(14:36:06) zzz: A little relates. Internet bar and video game shop Is forms apartnership with the others
(14:37:20) zzz: *JOKINGLY*The even regular meeting goes to in the computer game shop to playhundred happy or other games?
(14:37:29) Lucho-icq: I have a meeting, will be back very soon :D
(14:38:15) zzz: Good. You are first busy you
(14:38:34) Lucho-icq: yes, but will be back in some time
(14:38:39) Lucho-icq: see you later! :D
(14:40:11) zzz: OK Very happy may chat with you Next time will see
(15:56:12) zzz: Came back Gentleman
(16:35:59) Lucho-icq: :) (16:44:51) zzz: You in?
(16:45:52) Lucho-icq: yes, I am here
(16:47:07) zzz: :-)You are very busy in the company?
(16:47:57) Lucho-icq: yes, a little bit
(16:50:36) zzz: Although I have not gone to work in the company.. Could not feelfaces nine late five that ways! ! Really is laborious you
(16:54:36) zzz: I resemble express wrong. Let you look is not clear I to say is anyIs this?
(17:05:14) Lucho-icq: yes, I understand you
(17:07:37) zzz: Thanks.. I thought I said the speech can let a great softwareengineer be in a daze
(17:07:47) Lucho-icq: hhahaha
(17:07:50) Lucho-icq: no, it's ok
(17:08:01) Lucho-icq: what do you do in your free time?
(17:10:28) zzz: Yes.. I all very idle moreover very am generally free.. I thoughtyou should know I now here is before dawn.. I do not sleep am becausecannot sleep
(17:13:07) zzz: Knew adds that favorable archipelago? Heard where is very good!
(17:16:13) Lucho-icq: which archipielago?
(17:17:50) zzz: Canary Is
(17:17:59) Lucho-icq: no, that is in spain
(17:18:17) Lucho-icq: Argentina is in South America, near Brazil
(17:18:53) zzz: I thought also is the sovereignty independent country
(17:19:52) Lucho-icq: yes
(17:20:00) zzz: I know Argentine position locus ~~~~*JOKINGLY*
(17:20:02) Lucho-icq: we got our independence in 1816
(17:21:37) zzz: :-)I am not familiar to Argentina's history.. Then you are belong to theSpanish people or the Italian
(17:22:00) Lucho-icq: both
(17:22:12) Lucho-icq: and other races as well, it is a great mixture
(17:22:26) Lucho-icq: but we were a colony of Spain up to 1816 when we independized
(17:22:28) zzz: But I knew is very developed in 20th century Argentina
(17:24:45) Lucho-icq: sure
(17:25:08) zzz: Great mixture ~~~ really is a great character! ! ! Feels proud forthis..
(17:26:24) zzz: *JOKINGLY*
(17:27:26) zzz: Then you are belong to the European?
(17:32:35) Lucho-icq: yes, kind of
(17:32:42) Lucho-icq: I descend from the Greeks and the Italians
(17:35:44) zzz: Argentina before although was Spain's colony.. But hears in Argentinaor Italian's descendant comparison.... are many To? ?
(17:37:23) Lucho-icq: yes
(17:39:22) Lucho-icq: :)
(17:40:12) zzz: Under introduction Argentina.. Heard the snowy mountain is veryattractive
(17:40:41) Lucho-icq: yes, for sure
(17:40:47) Lucho-icq: I went there a couple of times
(17:42:12) zzz: Is where goes to ski?
(17:44:03) Lucho-icq: yes
(17:45:50) zzz: China also has very many traveling the place.. Including snowymountain ski.. Has the opportunity to be allowed to come plays
(17:46:50) zzz: You like which kind of movement is the healthy body way..
(17:49:01) Lucho-icq: yes
(17:49:31) zzz: :-)
(17:50:56) zzz: Under introduction you great software engineer
(17:51:03) Lucho-icq: under?
(17:51:30) zzz: SORRY
(17:52:13) zzz: Is thinks you to be able under the introduction you
(17:55:10) zzz: Did not understand I said meaning?
(17:55:31) Lucho-icq: no, sorry
(17:56:35) zzz: You in busy yours work??
(17:57:53) Lucho-icq: a little bit
(18:00:59) zzz: Sorry.. I had not thought you are working... Although does not knowyou in company's position.. But if busy you may give up and mychat...;-)
(18:01:51) Lucho-icq: hehehe
(18:02:36) zzz: I only am said:-P
(18:38:41) zzz: You now very are busy.. Hoped you can find joyfully in the work! ! !Some one kind of feeling.. Felt each other is a little different inthe expression.. Looks like to live in the fresh water fish, a littlehas been actually unsuitable to the sea in...bye!!!
(18:38:52) Lucho-icq: bye ;)